Kingsmill Confessions

"Made some toast soldiers for my toddler son - told him they were 'missing in action' after I'd scoffed them."

"My kids think a slice of toast is cut in to 3 'quarters'. They don't see me sneak one from each of their plates!"

"When making buttered toast for my kids they never notice that I cut off a slice in the middle. It fits back neatly."

"I tell my kids the crusts make their hair curl so I can keep them to myself. Yummy when toasted and covered in jam!"

"I was once late meeting a friend. I told him I was stuck in traffic when really I was at home making the best sausage sandwich!"